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Christopher Chaos ([personal profile] methodofmadness) wrote2026-03-01 09:14 pm
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This is Christopher, leave a message. [He clears his throat and quietly to the side whispers 'how was that Peggy? Yeah...yeah some more oomph. I thought so too']

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[personal profile] degeneratefreak 2026-05-11 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
A prison can never be a home.

There are other places in the universe, however. Your options aren't just "here" and "Earth." Before I came here, I once had a TARDIS. That's a living ship that can travel in time and space, not unlike the Barge in some ways. But no Admiral, no wardens, no prison.
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[personal profile] degeneratefreak 2026-05-11 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! The whole point of a TARDIS is you can go anywhere in one. Earth is boring and there are humans there, but there's no reason we couldn't visit now and then if it strikes your fancy.

[Chris would need to get a lot more accustomed to violence and mass destruction in order to travel with the Eleven, but he thinks they'll get their eventually. One slow step at a time.]
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[personal profile] degeneratefreak 2026-05-11 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Which directions are you considering? [The Eleven would be happy to give advice.]
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[personal profile] degeneratefreak 2026-05-11 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Nine thinks he has a solution, and speaks up.] Just steal the Earth and bring it with you.

[The Eleven replies to the Nine.]

Yes, but in order to do that we'd need to either shrink the Earth or make the TARDIS storage room much much bigger. [These are not insurmountable obstacles.] So we'd need to steal a compound mass reducer first, or reprogram the TARDIS's dimensional control.
Edited 2026-05-11 23:45 (UTC)
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[personal profile] degeneratefreak 2026-05-12 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
No, stabilizing fields are easy. Creates artificial heat, light, magnetic field, rotational gravity, all the things needed in the correct proportions and manner the planet is used to. I've done it before. Or rather the Nine has.

[The Nine adds:] Luxuriana was mine until the Doctor stole it from me after I stole it fair and square.

[The Eleven resumes.] Time Lords have moved all sorts of planets around. No, it really is just the storage that's the problem.