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[methodofmadness]

This is Christopher, leave a message. [He clears his throat and quietly to the side whispers 'how was that Peggy? Yeah...yeah some more oomph. I thought so too']

You've reached Chaos! Leave a message or this answering machine will explode!

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[atowncalledtreffy]

[ohh my god. Trevor cannot believe this shit]

Hey.

Are you a demon in disguise or are you actually a child?

[methodofmadness]

[Christopher blinks down at his communicator.]

Demons can't be children?

Interesting...I suppose I shouldn't assume everything has to be born, some things are created- [You've set him off on a tangent, Trevor but he very much looks and sounds like his age.]

[atowncalledtreffy]

Almost never. Never in my world, can't speak for others.

[oh my god]

So you're a kid. Great.

[methodofmadness]

Fascinating. Can you ask your demons how they came to be? Maybe I should make a questionnaire for next Monster Club...

[He taps his cheek thinking about it before he suddenly realizes that Trevor just called him a child.]

That's a weird thing to be upset about if you arent me.

I'd rather not be a child either. People withhold important information for some reason if they think youre not old enough to hear it.

[atowncalledtreffy]

They're hellspawned, from a different dimension. Most come pre-cognizant from the damned souls of twisted human beings.

I know. If you're old enough to be here, you're usually old enough to know what the fuck is happening.

[speaking of what the fuck is happening..]

I'm Trevor Belmont. I'm going to try and kill the Admiral. You might get caught in the crossfire.

Do me a favor and try not to get killed, all right?

[methodofmadness]

Is that what your books say? They lie sometimes, trust me. The people who write them have an agenda.

[Says Christopher the monster to the literal monster hunter.

He does pause when Trevor introduces himself, frowning. First of all-]

I dont like swearing, so please stop. [And more importantly?]

Could you not? I like this ship, and if my friends die maybe we can be safe here, on the Barge?

She wants to keep her passengers safe and I don't think she can do that without the Admiral.

[atowncalledtreffy]

The books I have are different, trust me.

[Two can play at that game]

Sure. Sorry.

And also no, sorry. I'm warning you on purpose, so that you and your friends don't die. But the Barge, and its evil master, has to go. Or I have to die trying to do it.

[methodofmadness]

[He isnt sure he believes that, but sure, Trevor. If you want to think that go ahead.

There is a little surprise that he does agree to stop swearing though. No one else has besides John and he's asked quite a few people.]

Why do you think he's evil? And just between you and I? I'm already dead. But technically here, I'm in-between and that suits me just fine.

[He might have to try and stop you, Trevor.]

Shame how though...I thought Doctor Jekyll and I had a strong bond... but he was a traitor. Hard to find good, honest mentors these days. Most of them are liars.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I think he's evil because he kidnaps the unwilling dead, will not allow even death to be an escape, sends murderers back to the places where they murdered untold numbers of people, brings in untrained, uneducated idiots for wardens, does not bring back the victims of anyone he's brought in unless someone's feeling generous with a deal, tortures those he has, will not change anything about his methods unless there's a whole public outcry, and then pretends like it's all a coincidence no one can get along. The whole system is messed up.

..That's just off the top of my head.

[methodofmadness]

[Christopher has set his communicator down to take actual notes. He's curious as to what the general consensus is on the Admiral, because he has a very hard time figuring out who might be evil before they literally present themselves as evil two inches from his nose.

He does frown at what Trevor lists in his 'cons' column though, tapping the page with a sky blue sparkly gel pen.]

Well, first of all, he invited me here, and second of all I dont think Death is supposed to be an 'escape'?

I have a 1800 number you can call if you feel that way though, but I dont think it will work here.

[This is just scratching the surface, but give him a minute, maybe they can talk about the rest of them in a minute?]

[atowncalledtreffy]

Yeah. He does that, now. Only about half of us he's kidnapped by force.

The fuck's a 1800 number..

What I'm saying is that sometimes people would rather die than be here, and we don't get to choose that.

[methodofmadness]

Is kidnapping evil? I suppose it should be considered evil, if you'd rather be somewhere else, but how would he know that if he kidnapped you instead of asking?

[Trevor, this child constantly questions whether or not he is evil, so his compass is a little broken. hope you're prepared for his curiosity and odd leaps of logic.]

I think a lot of that other stuff is just normal 'authority' problems. I don't know much about politics but usually people yell about them and nothing gets done unless they yell really loud, and for a really long time. And then who ever is in charge releases a statement about how its fixed when they just put up like, a new stop sign in some neighborhoods instead of do anything about gun violence.

[he chews on some more of the list that Trevor spoke about, making a wide sweeping motion with his hand for purely dramatic reasons.]

If we created a list with a wide range of criteria, I think you will find that within the parameters of DEI, some of the wardens you call uneducated and untrained might shine in other circumstances you would fail at miserably. And if they dont, then we move forward with removal, if efficiency is your goal.

Except you want to kill the Admiral, so I'm thinking that wont actually do anything for you.

I'd like to know though... I like numbers.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Yes, kidnapping is evil.

[good fucking god]

What exactly are you asking, just so I'm clear?

[methodofmadness]

[Chris's expression might give you the impression that he isnt sure he believes that, Trevor. Needs more research.]

Well, you said the Admiral is evil, I dont think I'm really asking anything, just trying to decide if your hypothesis holds water!

I will have to stop you though, even if you are. This place is paradise, out of reach of Helwing and other unaffiliated hunters.

So, when they kill my friends for existing I can just ask the Admiral to save them and we can just live here instead. It's a very good plan, and you'll ruin it if you get what you want.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Right. Good talk, kid.

[methodofmadness]

Was it?

[He smiles, the true meaning of that statement flying over his head completely.]

Great! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Well, if you are done with what you wanted to say, can I ask some more questions?

[He glances down at his notes and back up.]

To start, what are your weaknesses? Do you have any crippling fears? Do you need to breathe oxygen and can you survive subzero temperatures?

Oh, and... [He taps the paper again. Cant forget this last one.]

If you were a worm, would your loved ones still love you? Viveka told me that ones very important.

[atowncalledtreffy]

[A huff. God damn it. He's regretting agreeing not to curse at this child]

I'm a baseline human, so yes, I breathe and no, I can't survive the cold without a good coat. I don't fear much, except maybe not having the courage to stand up to injustice, inaction or never seeing my family again. It's not that I'm bragging, I really don't have much that cripples me like that.

And knowing my loved ones, probably. But that's a weird question.

[methodofmadness]

[Christopher takes notes with his sparkly gel pen.

This is all good information.]

As for me...

I breathe oxygen, and I get cold too, but I dont know if it would kill me? Maybe I should test that... [Off camera Chris asks 'Peggy, make note of this so we can see if I can experience frost bite and death by exposure.']

I'm not afraid of much either. Well, the lack of knowledge and understanding of my self and what I am, and my role in the universe is terrifying! And that perhaps being myself hurts my mom, she's a nice person but I dont think she wants to raise a monster.

[He thinks for a moment more.] oh! And non-nucleated boiling explosions. Microwaves are always ready to humble us with their majesty.

[atowncalledtreffy]

[God, it’s like a tiny, blue haired Hilbert. Trevor refrains from smiling but only just.]

You didn’t want me to kill myself but you want to test for frost bite and exposure. Where the f-where are you going to test that? The Enclosure can’t kill you.

[methodofmadness]

Well if I do it here, I can conduct endlessly dangerous experiments on myself to learn more about what I am without potentially dying forever and also getting grounded! I'm not escaping anywhere! Well...maybe that isn't true.

They say you can escape in a good book and reading the data would be like reading a book on what makes me, me and I could definitely escape into that! But also not permanently die forever...

[This is all very important.]

And I dont know. Maybe if someone leaves me alone with their fridge for a while I can fix it so that it will become an exposure chamber... do you have a fri- [Wait a minute.]

Who are you again? I forgot to write it down when you said who you were.

[atowncalledtreffy]

[oh god. And he talks endlessly like Sypha. Trevor smiles and lets him go on, content to listen]

Trevor Belmont. The kitchen has a walk-in freezer but you won’t get near it for long enough to freeze to death.

[methodofmadness]

[He remembers to write it down this time.

Turning his notebook around to show the camera, he reveals that while his notes are detailed there are things like stars, hearts and little beakers and other assorted doodles in the margins and all over. It is...chaotic to say the least.

Trevor's name is written out in a neat hand though, a little smiley face and star at the end.]

Like this?

And I dont need a walk-in. Im small enough I can fit in most refrigerators.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Yeah, like that.

You’d suffocate before you froze.

[methodofmadness]

[Christopher frowns.]

What kind of scientist do you take me for? I'm obviously going to add a breathing tube so I don't suffocate.

I already know I need to breathe, that doesnt need further analysis!

[atowncalledtreffy]

Are you the only one of your kind?